Does Shoe Size Really Predict Penis Size?

We’re not sure where this idea came from, but it certainly has caught on. Since time immemorial, men have had what may be an unhealthy obsession with their ding dongs, but 2016 was undoubtedly the year that broke all records. Yes, the debate over penis sizes even made its way into the US presidential elections; for once we can breathe a sigh of relief and thank our lucky stars for Indian politicians – we certainly wouldn’t want to hear the likes of Mulayam Sing Yadav and Laloo Prasad discussing the size of their feet, would we? So, with all this obsession over foot and hand size we got pretty curious and decided to dig a little deeper, without getting our hands dirty! Fortunately for us, there’s no subject that’s too trivial for researchers to investigate and we managed to find some interesting results.

How Does The Penis To Foot Theory Measure Up?

As usual, user submitted data has proven to be unreliable, with men feeling a compulsion to brag about their size even when protected by anonymity! Going by those findings it would appear that most men are endowed with wieners that would even make a horse feel inadequate.

A more serious study, led by researchers at the University College London investigated this correlation of shoe size with penis length in a more scientific manner, without relying on user submitted data. We’ll skip over the details of how they measured penis sizes, but let’s suffice it to say that their measurements were as accurate as they could possibly be.

“Much to the relief of our male readers wearing size six or seven shoes, researchers found that there is no scientific evidence to support the foot to penis size correlation theory”

Much to the relief of our male readers wearing size six or seven shoes, they found that there is no scientific evidence to support the foot to penis size correlation theory. Those of you with big feet may feel deflated with this news, but is one study really convincing enough when you have such a big, uhm ego? Another study that was slightly more detailed, looked at not just foot length, but also at body height. Their study yielded similar results, so we’re sorry, but your big feet do not prove anything other than the fact that you need larger shoes.

How To Gauge Penis Size?

“An Italian study found that on an average, taller and bigger men tend to be better endowed, while smaller men are (to be polite) not as well endowed”

These findings may put women in a quandary, for how can you now tell the size of a man’s manhood without getting a peek at it, although most members of the male species would be more than willing to oblige! Apparently, there may be a way to tell a man’s size. Another study in Italy, examined penis dimension and their correlation with body weight and height. Yes, by this point we too are beginning to wonder if scientists and researchers are just as obsessed with penis size as Republican candidates in the US. But coming back to the bone(r) of contention, the Italian study did find that on an average, taller and bigger men tend to be better endowed, while smaller men are (to be polite) not as well endowed. This also ties in with findings that North Korean men have the smallest size, while Latinos are well hung.

While these revelations may come as quite a bummer to all of those 5 footers, just remember size isn’t everything in bed. Besides, there are always statistical outliers and you are very likely to find big men out there with tiny wieners and little men with mighty schlongs!

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